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I hope you found it amusing. Don’t worry. We’ll be back to normal tomorrow, but I just love April Fools Day. Since I’m out of the country and away from all Internet all day, I’ll have to read the archives, so I figured I should contribute!

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  1. CoachVox: Create an AI version of yourself
  2. 8 Podcast Guesting Mistakes and What to Do Instead
  3. Role Model Makers Family Circle: “Changing Humanity’s Future, Today!”
  4. Less Clutter More Life
  5. Attracting High-End Clients With Premium Offers
  6. Sales Pro Insider Network Community
  7. Clarity Wins Clients – with Debbie White
  8. Paid Speaking Gig Accelerator
  9. Customer Reviews Into Business Growth
  10. Hormone Restoration Masterclass
  11. Land Your TEDx
  12. Selling ‘High-Ticket’ Without Screwing People Over
  13. Laser Coaching Sessions Webinar
  14. Grow & Profit from your Email Subscribers
  15. Shift Your Reality, Ignite Your Success

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CoachVox: Create an AI version of yourself

Imagine if your audience, your clients, even the public, could speak to you 24/7 while you took care of other things. You experience, wisdom, and ideas accessible to them in a conversation without taking a moment of your time.

That’s what CoachVox does. Using AI technology, CoachVox will take your writings, books, blogs, articles, and any other written content you have and train an AI bot to engage with your audience.

A great lead magnet, web site novelty, or even paid tool for your audience, CoachVox is an incredible application of AI.

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8 Podcast Guesting Mistakes and What to Do Instead

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Role Model Makers Family Circle: “Changing Humanity’s Future, Today!”

Join the Role Model Makers Family Circle: A must-attend event for Speaker Entrepreneurs dedicated to serving children and families.

What’s in Store?

  • Network with peers serving similar audiences.
  • Aim to reach 1 Million Families by year-end.
  • Enhance your business skills.
  • Access platforms for promotion and message delivery.
  • Contribute to a unique kids’ enrichment program.
  • Support underprivileged families.
  • Opportunities for grants and scholarships.
  • Collaborate on upcoming events and programs.

Who Should Join?

If you’re passionate about health, relationships, child development, pregnancy, parenting, personal development, or children’s programs, this is for you.

When?

Every second Tuesday of the month, 8:30 AM-10:00 AM PST. The next meeting will be

Less Clutter More Life

Embrace a new level of productivity and tranquility with the “Less Clutter More Life” webinar, led by experts Barbara Hemphill and Andrea Anderson. This engaging, free webinar goes beyond traditional decluttering, offering insights into:

  • Mastering your time, space, and information for unparalleled productivity.
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Attracting High-End Clients With Premium Offers

Dive into the transformative journey of scaling your business with “The Ultimate Guide to Attracting High-End Clients With Premium Offers” by Eva Gregory. This guide is a beacon for those ready to make a significant impact through their heart-centered businesses. 

Uncover the secrets to cultivating a mindset that magnetizes premium clients, crafting compelling content that resonates deeply, and designing high-ticket offers that are simply irresistible. With testimonials of remarkable success and a promise of a near 6-figure future, this opportunity is your gateway to a business and life transformation. 
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Sales Pro Insider Network Community

Discover Jeff Goldberg’s Sales Pro Insider Network Community with an exclusive $27 trial rate for the first month! This limited-time offer provides access to personalized coaching, bi-monthly Zoom sessions, and invaluable networking opportunities. Benefit from Jeff’s expertise and substantial discounts on advanced training while connecting with a global network of sales professionals. Take advantage of this opportunity to transform your sales approach and achieve your professional goals. Join today and see the difference it makes in your career!

Clarity Wins Clients – with Debbie White

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    Paid Speaking Gig Accelerator

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      This masterclass runs most Wednesdays, so select a date that’s convenient for you and get ready to transform your business!
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      Transforming Customer Reviews Into Business Growth

        Discover how Trustist, the leading review management platform, is revolutionising the way businesses harness the power of customer feedback.

        93% of customers read online reviews before choosing a service—reviews showcase your credibility and build trust with potential buyers, directly influencing their decisions.

        Trustist ensures your reputation shines where it matters most. With tools to aggregate reviews from multiple platforms, display star ratings in Google’s organic search results, and automatically share glowing feedback on social media, we help you stand out and attract more customers.

        Whether you’re looking to improve trust with potential clients, enhance your SEO, or boost your online visibility, Trustist has the answers. Take the next step toward supercharging your online presence and driving meaningful growth.

        Book a call with Kam to learn more about how Trustist can support your business.

        Hormone Restoration Masterclass

          Join Dr. Michelle in a transformative 60-minute Hormone Restoration Masterclass, designed for every woman looking to reclaim her vitality. Discover the secrets to ending hot flashes, mood swings, hormonal weight gain, and feeling like yourself again—all without changing your daily routine or visiting a doctor’s office. Claim your free spot now and embark on a journey to natural hormone balance. Learn more and reserve your spot here

          In this masterclass, you’ll receive expert guidance on overcoming the challenges that come with hormonal imbalance. Dr. Michelle will walk you through the latest breakthroughs in hormone research and practical, easy-to-follow strategies to enhance your well-being. This session is not just about temporary fixes but about empowering you with knowledge and tools for lasting health transformations. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to transform your life. Click here to learn more and sign up today.

          Land Your TEDx

            Thousands of TEDx stages are actively seeking dynamic speakers, yet many applications fall flat because they miss the mark. In her free “Land Your TEDx Talk” Masterclass, TEDx expert Erin Loman Jeck—boasting a 99% success rate—reveals the insider strategies to transform your TEDx application from overlooked to irresistible.

            In just one hour, Erin will walk you through finding open TEDx events, crafting an application that stands out, and avoiding the #1 mistake most applicants make. Plus, you’ll gain access to invaluable bonuses like a topic selection guide and her exclusive “TEDx Talk Bible” to ensure your message resonates and lands you that coveted spot on stage.

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            Selling ‘High-Ticket’ Without Screwing People Over

              Following the success of his talk at The Authentic Marketing Summit, Sylvain “Sly” Hache offers a FREE Masterclass that helps you charge high-ticket prices without screwing people over. Discover how to create valuable offers at will, avoid the six mistakes entrepreneurs make that keep six-figure days away. And how to overcome the sneakiest objection potential clients have to buying your offers—without scripts, stress or memorization. 

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                  Looking to turn your email subscribers into loyal, paying customers? Ellen Finkelstein’s program teaches you how to grow and profit from your email list, even if you’re starting from scratch. In her comprehensive guide, you’ll learn proven strategies to engage your audience, craft compelling offers, and increase conversions. With step-by-step instructions, this program helps you build a strong email marketing foundation that leads to sustainable profits. 

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                  For many of the programs, products, and partners that I share with you, I am an affiliate partner. This means that if you buy their stuff, I might get paid for that. I only promote partners that I believe deliver real value and are beneficial for you to know about. If you ever have a negative experience with any partner I recommend, I want to know immediately, so I can help make it right.

                  The Secret to Effective One-on-One Networking Meetings

                  You finally got the meeting. 🎉
                  You connected at the mixer. You followed up. You booked the Zoom. And now… you’re sitting there, staring at the screen (or across a table at Starbucks), thinking…

                  “So… what now?”

                  If your one-on-one meetings feel like awkward blind dates that lead nowhere, you’re not alone. Most people have never been taught how to have a networking meeting that actually works.

                  But the truth is, effective one-on-one networking meetings are the secret sauce of relationship-based business growth.

                  Let’s fix yours right now.


                  Know What You’re Looking For

                  Before you even hop on the call, you should have a solid idea of what you’re hoping to get out of it.

                  That doesn’t mean you’re showing up with a pitch deck and a square-jawed sales face.

                  It means you’re clear on what kind of connections you’re looking for:

                  • Are you trying to meet event organizers?
                  • Affiliates for your launch?
                  • Referral partners for your $5K offer?

                  Whatever it is, know it—and be ready to articulate it in plain English. If you’re not sure how to position your offer for collaborators, your 8-second intro can help you dial that in.


                  Set the Stage Before the Meeting

                  Use a booking link like Calendly to streamline the process and make it professional. Want to take it to the next level? Include questions like:

                  • “What are your business goals right now?”
                  • “What kind of people are you hoping to meet?”
                  • “What would make this call wildly valuable for you?”

                  Asking these before the meeting means you come in hot with relevant insights, thoughtful questions, and a sense of direction.

                  (Pro tip: Here’s how to set up that Calendly link like a pro. You’ll thank me later.)


                  Provide Value First. Always.

                  Here’s the part most people screw up. The purpose of a one-on-one is not to get something—it’s to give something.

                  And there are three magic ways to give value:

                  • 🧠 Advice – Share a book, resource, or insight that helps them.
                  • 🤝 Introduction – Connect them to someone relevant.
                  • 🎯 Offer – But only if they’ve shown a need your offer solves.

                  Let’s say the person across from you is a coach who’s struggling to make consistent income. They mention they’re great at transformation but struggle with finding more clients or converting calls into cash. That’s when you might casually drop this:
                  “Hey, you ever heard of Rob Goyette’s Laser Coaching model? It’s a game-changer for coaches looking to boost revenue without burning out. I actually have a link to the free training he offers—worth a look.”

                  Boom. That’s value. You just gave them a resource that could solve a real problem—and they’ll remember you for it.


                  Take Notes, Follow Up, Be a Pro

                  Always follow up. Even if the meeting doesn’t result in fireworks, send a quick note:
                  “Great to connect. Let me know how I can support you.”

                  And if you promised a referral or link? Do it. Like, today. Following through is what separates the amateurs from the people who become legendary connectors. (And if your follow-up strategy could use some polish, this breakdown of how most people blow it is a must-read.)


                  Build Momentum, Not Just a Contact List

                  Effective one-on-one networking meetings aren’t transactional. They’re relationship seeds. Plant them right, and they grow into partnerships, collaborations, and opportunities.

                  You just have to know how to do it with intention, generosity, and clarity.


                  Want to Master Networking the Right Way?

                  The tips above are just a taste. If you want the full system—the one I’ve used to build an empire of powerful connections—you’ll want to grab my book:

                  👉 The Guy Who Knows A Guy’s Guide to Networking

                  No fluff. No scripts. Just a practical, powerful system for turning connections into opportunities.

                  Start showing up to your next one-on-one like a pro. The kind of pro people remember.

                  Why Your Follow-Up Strategy is Killing Your Network (And How to Fix It)

                  If your calendar is full of networking calls but your business isn’t growing, your follow-up strategy might be the problem. In fact, I’d say 90% of missed opportunities in networking don’t happen during the event — they happen after it.

                  That’s right. Your networking follow-up strategy may be slowly strangling your potential. But don’t worry. I’ve got your oxygen mask.

                  The Real Goal of Networking Is…?

                  Let’s back up. What’s the point of networking? (Spoiler: It’s not to collect business cards like Pokémon.)

                  Networking is about building real relationships — the kind that lead to referrals, partnerships, and growth. The key to that? Follow-up.

                  One brief conversation at a mixer does not a relationship make. You need follow-up — real follow-up. Not the “let’s stay in touch” kind that disappears into the void.

                  But most people never make it past “Nice meeting you.”

                  Let’s fix that.

                  Follow-Up That Builds Relationships

                  A good networking follow-up strategy does three things:

                  1. Moves the connection forward
                  2. Provides value
                  3. Is intentional and repeatable

                  Let’s break those down.


                  1. Move the Connection Forward

                  Every interaction should have a next step.

                  After that initial call, do you book a follow-up in 30 days? Introduce them to someone? Invite them to your podcast or event? Share a resource?

                  You don’t always need to sell. In fact, you almost never should. The goal is momentum — keep the ball rolling.

                  That’s why I recommend creating a Calendly link (or similar scheduling tool) with smart intake questions. It helps you book that next step while keeping things organized.


                  2. Provide Value Right Away

                  During your first call, pay attention to what they need — then give it to them. Not a pitch. Not your offer. Actual value.

                  Three ways to do that?

                  • A relevant introduction
                  • A piece of advice
                  • A resource or opportunity

                  For example, if someone mentions that they are confused by finance, you could share with them Penelope Jane Smith’s Financial Freedom 101. You’re not selling. You’re helping.

                  This is what makes people remember you. Not your elevator pitch. Not your clever tagline. But how helpful you were when they didn’t expect it.


                  3. Be Consistent (And Keep It Real)

                  You don’t need a CRM that rivals NASA. A spreadsheet, Google Calendar, or a whiteboard is fine — as long as you use it.

                  The key is to follow up with people you want in your network. If the call was a dud, let it go. But if there was potential, don’t let it die in the “we should do something sometime” zone.

                  And please — don’t be weird. Follow up like a human being. Remember something from your conversation. Share a relevant resource. Be yourself.


                  Your Network Is Only as Strong as Your Follow-Up

                  You’re not going to build a powerful, opportunity-generating network by accident. You need a networking follow-up strategy that works — one built on action, value, and consistency.

                  The best part? You don’t need to invent this from scratch. I wrote the book on it — literally.

                  👉 If this resonates and you want a clear, fun, and actionable guide to mastering the art of networking (and follow-up), grab your copy of The Guy Who Knows a Guy’s Guide to Networking right here.

                  Let’s fix your follow-up — and your network.

                  How to Provide Value in Networking and Be Unforgettable

                  When it comes to building real relationships, learning how to provide value in networking is the secret sauce. It’s the difference between being remembered and being forgotten before dessert. And if you want networking to actually work for you—bringing leads, referrals, and meaningful connections—this is where you start.

                  Most people approach networking with a “What can I get?” mindset. But if you flip that into “What can I give?” you become magnetic—the kind of person everyone wants in their circle.

                  In this article, I’ll show you exactly how to provide value in networking in a way that’s authentic, generous, and (here’s the kicker) strategic.

                  By the way, if you’re not sure what not to do, check out Why Most Networking Fails (And What to Do Instead). It’s a crash course in avoiding the schmooze-and-lose trap.


                  1. Provide Value Through Introductions

                  When it comes to how to provide value in networking, introductions are the A-list move.

                  Let’s say you meet someone who needs help with their social media, and two conversations later you meet a strategist who lives for Instagram. You’ve just become the connection genie.

                  ✨ Poof—friendship, gratitude, and reputation boost, all in one.

                  And if you want to make that introduction unforgettable, snap a selfie with the person you’re introducing, then send it in a quick email or text to the other person. It creates instant social proof, and both parties now associate you with something positive and proactive.


                  2. Offer Helpful, Relevant Advice

                  Advice is another great example of how to provide value in networking, especially when it’s tailored and welcomed.

                  Don’t just info-dump. Instead, listen. Then offer something like:

                  “Hey, you mentioned looking to learn how to get paid to speak. My friend Orly Amor has a program called the Paid Gig Accelerator. It’s all about finding paid speaking opportunities—thousands of them. You should definitely check it out.”

                  The key is to only share advice when it’s relevant and useful. When you do, you become a go-to resource.


                  3. Provide Value with an Offer (If It’s a Fit)

                  Yes, making an offer can be a way to provide value—if someone expresses a need that your service solves.

                  Here’s the right way to do it:

                  “Would you like help with that?”

                  That simple question is an invitation, not a pitch. It creates space for a conversation, not a sales presentation. You’re offering a solution, not twisting arms.

                  Want to make scheduling calls seamless? Use a tool like Calendly to set up a booking link with custom questions. I even wrote a quick guide to how to create a Calendly link.


                  Why Providing Value Works

                  When you lead with value—whether it’s an introduction, advice, or an offer—you’re sending a message:

                  “I see you. I want to help. I’m not here to take. I’m here to build something.”

                  That’s rare. That’s powerful. And it’s exactly how to provide value in networking and stand out in a sea of salesy small talk.

                  Want to go deeper and learn how to use networking to grow your business, get leads, and build real relationships?

                  👇
                  Grab your copy of The Guy Who Knows a Guy’s Guide to Networking and become the person everyone wants to know.
                  Get the book now

                  Why Most Networking Fails (And What to Do Instead)

                  Networking is one of the most powerful tools in your business arsenal… and also one of the most misused. Walk into any typical networking event and you’ll find a parade of people handing out business cards like Halloween candy, rattling off pitchy introductions, and leaving with a stack of names they’ll never follow up on.

                  Sound familiar?

                  The truth is, most networking fails—not because people are lazy or bad at it, but because they’re doing it backwards.

                  They’re trying to get before they ever think about how to give.

                  Let’s fix that.


                  The Real Goal of Networking

                  Most people walk into a networking event thinking, “How can I make a sale?” That’s like showing up to a first date with a wedding ring and a detailed proposal. Too soon, my friend. Too soon.

                  The real goal of networking is not to close a deal in the room—it’s to identify people you want to follow up with and build relationships. The money? The deals? The magic? That happens in the follow-up.

                  So stop treating every handshake like a sales opportunity, and start treating it like an invitation to a deeper connection.


                  The 3 Reasons Networking Usually Bombs

                  1. No Clarity on Goals
                  If you don’t know what you’re there for, neither does anyone else. Walk in knowing who you’re looking to meet—your ideal partners, clients, vendors, mentors—and what kind of conversations you want to have.

                  2. Talking Too Much (or Not Enough)
                  Ever meet someone who monologues about their business until your eyes glaze over? Or someone so vague you’re not sure what they even do? Don’t be that person. Start with a tight, clear 8-second intro (learn to do that here), then ask great questions. Make it about them.

                  3. No Follow-Up
                  You leave with a pocket full of business cards, toss them on your desk, and forget all about them. Weeks later, you can’t remember who they were or why you wanted to talk. Effective networking always includes timely, intentional follow-up. If you’re not doing that, you’re not networking.


                  Here’s What to Do Instead

                  • Focus on giving value: Make introductions, offer resources, share advice.
                  • Keep it simple: Just look to identify people you want to follow up with.
                  • Use a calendar link to make booking calls frictionless.
                  • Show up consistently and track what’s working.

                  Networking done right doesn’t feel like selling. It feels like helping. And when people like you and trust you, business happens naturally.


                  Ready to Stop Failing at Networking?

                  If this resonated with you, you’ll love my book The Guy Who Knows a Guy’s Guide to Networking. It goes deep into strategies, tactics, and mindset shifts that will change how you connect forever.

                  👉 Click here to grab your copy now

                  Let’s stop networking the hard way. Let’s do it the right way.

                  How to Create a Calendly Link That Makes You Look Like a Pro

                  So, you’ve decided to stop playing “schedule tag” over email and level up your networking game. Bravo! 🥳 Step one on your journey to networking greatness? Creating a calendar booking link that screams I’ve got my act together.

                  Let’s talk Calendly. Because nothing kills the flow of a great networking moment like:

                  “Hey, I’d love to follow up. Want to email me some times?”
                  “Sure! What time zone are you in again?”
                  “Are you free next Thursday?”
                  [5 days later]
                  “Sorry, I got busy. Still interested?”

                  Yikes.

                  Here’s how to create a clean, simple, pro-level scheduling experience that sets the tone for a powerful connection.


                  Step 1: Sign Up for Calendly

                  Go to Calendly.com and sign up for a free account (or a paid account if you want all the features. It’s cheap.) That’s it. Step 1 complete. Look at you go!


                  Step 2: Create a New Event Type

                  Click “New Event Type.” I recommend starting with a 20-30 minute 1:1 meeting—perfect for those quick “get to know you” networking follow-ups.

                  Set the event name to something clear like:

                  • “Quick Networking Chat”
                  • “Coffee Connection Call (BYO coffee ☕)”
                  • “Let’s Meet!”

                  Set your availability to reflect when you’re generally free (and sane). Don’t open your calendar 24/7 unless you’re trying to win the World Record for Most Burnout.


                  Step 3: Add Smart Questions

                  This is where the magic happens. Don’t skip this.

                  Calendly lets you ask questions when someone books. This lets you show up to the call like a mind-reading genius.

                  Here are some sample questions to include:

                  1. How did we meet or get connected?
                  2. What are you hoping to get out of this conversation?
                  3. Who are great connections for you?
                  4. Anything else you want to share ahead of time?

                  Boom. You walk into every call with context. You’ve already skipped the awkward 5 minutes of “so, uh, what do you do again?”


                  Step 4: Copy Your Link and Keep It Handy

                  Calendly will give you a link that looks like this:

                  https://calendly.com/yourname/coffeechat

                  Save that somewhere you can easily grab it. Paste it in your Zoom chats. Add it to your email signature. Tattoo it on your forearm. (Okay, maybe don’t do that.)


                  Bonus Pro Tip: Customize the Confirmation Page

                  If you’ve got a resource, podcast, or event to share, Calendly lets you redirect folks after they book. Use that space to give value right away—just like I teach in the book.


                  Don’t Be a Calendar Caveman

                  Having a booking link doesn’t just save time—it sets you apart. It says:
                  📌 I respect your time.
                  📌 I’m organized.
                  📌 I’m serious about connecting.

                  And if you’re building your network, credibility matters from the first click.


                  Want to Get This Right the First Time?

                  Creating a Calendly link is just the beginning. To really rock your networking game (and never be ignored at a mixer again), grab your copy of The Guy Who Knows a Guy’s Guide to Networking. You’ll learn how to use that booking link like a boss—and build a network that actually works for you.

                  👉 Buy the book now

                  How to Write a Perfect 8-Second Introduction (That Actually Works)

                  You know how everyone says, “You only get one chance to make a first impression”?
                  Well, when you’re networking, that impression better fit into 8 seconds.

                  Not 30. Not 60. Eight.

                  That’s because most networking interactions start with one lightning-fast moment of attention. If you use that moment to rattle off your job title and the industry buzzwords you think sound impressive… you’ve already lost them.

                  Enter: The 8-Second Networking Introduction

                  The 8-Second Intro is not about who you are.
                  It’s about the problem you solve—and for whom you solve it.

                  Let’s break it down.

                  🔹 It starts with “You know how…”

                  This line introduces the problem, and it’s crucial that it’s phrased in the third person.
                  Not “You know how you struggle with,” but rather:
                  “You know how some people…” or “You know how businesses often…”

                  You want to invite them into shared understanding without making it about them (yet).

                  🔹 Then comes “What I do is…”

                  Now you bring in the solution. And spoiler: the solution is not your job title.

                  Here’s the formula:

                  You know how [the problem]? What I do is [the solution].

                  That’s it. Simple. Memorable. Effective.

                  Let’s look at some examples.


                  🏠 Example: The Realtor

                  ❌ “I’m a realtor. I help people buy and sell homes.”
                  🙄 Yawn. So does literally every other realtor in the universe.

                  ✅ “You know how buying a home can be one of the most stressful experiences of your life? What I do is guide people through the process so it’s easy and even enjoyable.”

                  🔥 Boom. Now you’re not a realtor. You’re a stress-busting dream home sherpa.


                  💼 Example: The Business Coach

                  ❌ “I’m a business coach.”
                  🤷 Cool story.

                  ✅ “You know how entrepreneurs get stuck working 60 hours a week and still don’t see results? What I do is help them design systems so their business works even when they don’t.”

                  Now that’s someone I want to talk to.


                  🎯 Why It Works

                  • It gets attention fast.
                  • It focuses on your value, not your title.
                  • It’s easy to remember and repeat (perfect for referrals).

                  And most importantly: it opens the door to a real conversation.


                  ✨ Final Tip: Tailor It

                  Don’t write your 8-Second Intro once and carve it in stone.
                  You’ll want to tweak it for different audiences, events, or goals.

                  But always keep the core structure.
                  Because structure = clarity.
                  And clarity = connections.


                  Want More Magic Like This?

                  The Guy Who Knows a Guy's Guide to Networking by Michael Whitehouse

                  The 8-Second Intro is just one of many powerful tools you’ll master in
                  The Guy Who Knows a Guy’s Guide to Networking — a real-world guide to building relationships that turn into results.

                  🎯 If you want to finally feel confident walking into any room (or Zoom) and know exactly what to say and how to say it…

                  👉 Get the book here and start networking like a pro.

                  New Year, Same You, Just Better

                  We hear it all the time: “New Year, New You!”

                  Why?

                  Because it sells stuff. It sounds easy. Throw out that old you that’s not working out and get a new one.

                  I would like to invite you to never say it ever again.

                  You have spent many years becoming the you that you are. Your knowledge, relationships, skills, habits, ideas, beliefs, convictions, passions all make up who you are.

                  Most of it is good. All of it is you.

                  The Self Loathing of “New Year, New Me”

                  What does it imply to say “new year, new me?” It implies that the old you, the you who is saying those words, is crap.

                  If I say “new year, new washing machine,” my old washing machine is ending up in a landfill. Does your current self, your entire self, belong in a landfill? Of course not, and I’ll prove it.

                  Sit down right now and write the 10 best things about yourself. Does the person who those 10 things apply to need to be thrown out and replaced.

                  NO!

                  You don’t need a new you next year. You need the you that God made, that you are right now, slightly better next year!

                  Same You, Slightly Better

                  My car runs quite well, in spite of its 188,000 miles, but sometimes it has a slight hesitation accelerating under certain situations.

                  The effect is the whole car, but it’s probably just one small part, maybe the fuel pump.

                  Take a look a this. It’s the whole car and the fuel pump in proportion to it…

                  In the whole big car, there’s one tiny part that maybe needs to be replaced or fixed. Every other part of the car is great.

                  You are this car

                  Maybe you need a new, clearer set of goals.
                  Maybe you need new habits.
                  Maybe you need a new budgeting system.
                  Maybe you need to finally clean your office.

                  In 2025, you will be the same wonderful, brilliant, passionate, inspired child of God that you were in 2024.

                  Do you need to grow? Absolutely.
                  Do you need to learn? Definitely.
                  Do you need to change everything? NO!

                  -Michael Whitehouse
                  The Guy Who Knows a Guy

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